This is My World

In case you haven’t noticed, it’s almost Halloween.  This year I decided to be a Catholic School Girl for Halloween.  To answer your question a grown woman is dressing up for Halloween to go to a bar with her boyfriend.  Not the point of this particular article.

So, back to where I was headed.  I consider myself to be an average size female with an extra large chest.  Basically, I’m not fitting into any costume in the store intended for a female.  So, I decided to get the pieces myself.

Everything was easy to find.  I even found a cute little plaid skirt that barely covers my tail end.  If I choose to bend over, everyone will see the cute little shorty shorts I picked out to cover everything up.  Not a big deal, I’m an adult around other adults.

The issue I have with this skirt is that it is in the Miley Cyrus line of clothing.  This means it was intended for a teenage girl to wear to school.   Really? Who would want their teenage daughter dressing in a skirt that her ass hangs out of?  I’m not a parent, but if you are I would suggest paying attention to what clothing your daughters are wearing, even if it’s from Wal-mart.

There’s a developing story in Perry County right now.  Since I have the same sources as the local newspaper with the ability to add the details, I’ll tell you what’s really going on.

Remember my most recent ex-boyfriend? The one that cleaned out my tackle box.  Specifically, he took my stringer.  We had a dog named Diamond.  I made him leave her here when I kicked him out and he moved into his other girlfriend’s house in Derby.

On September 23rd, Diamond disappeared.  Within a week I knew where she was and how she got there.  These are the benefits of living in a small town.  Apparently, my ex (Jeff Fight) got his friend (Chris Aders) to come to my house while I was asleep and take my dog out of my yard. I did not report it at that time because if I did he would just come take her again.  I really didn’t want to lose my dog twice.

Today is October 15th.   My step-dad called me after talking to the rumor mill.  He said that Jeff was in jail in connection with break-ins around Derby.  He also said I should call the sheriff about my dog.  So I did.

I happened to have the number to the sheriff dispatch on my table in case Jeff would show up out here.  We had a no trespass order that would send him to jail if he stepped foot on any of these 10 acres.  So, that’s the number I called.  The dispatch took my info and a deputy called me back.

In the conversation with the deputy, I learned that he has heard Jeffrey Fight’s name a lot lately and he is trying to build a case to put him in jail.  He didn’t specify the reason, but he said they’re headed out to his house tomorrow for the third time and he will look for my dog.  I gave him a description of Diamond and he said that he didn’t see her, but there were a lot of dogs there.

The Perry County paper today said the sheriff’s department arrested two juvenile’s in connection with break-ins around Derby.  Through unnamed  sources I know that these two juveniles were to two oldest kids of Jeff’s new girlfriend.  The list of items that they supposedly stole was too long for them to accomplish this without at least one of the three adults living there to notice.  This list included a trolling motor and two four wheelers.  You can’t hide those under your bed.   I’m just saying.

So, there you have the details.  None of this is a theory.  I just have the right sources.

Have a good day! I’m off to 50 cent taco night.

Now, I’ve mentioned on multiple occasions in this blog that I’m not very fond of Barack Obama’s policies as president.  Never once have I stated an opinion of him as a person. I’m not starting now either.

However, yesterday Fox News was on the television as I getting ready for my little cousin’s birthday party.  They were discussing the “Stimulus Package” and the effect (or lack there of) it has had on the economy.  Then, they asked Indiana governor, Mitch Daniels what he thought of it.

The average person would know to comment on the package and how it affected their state.  Not Gov. Mitch Daniels.  He chose to gloat about how Indiana already had the “major moves” project building new roads before Obama got into office.  My reaction was, “Shut your pie hole and get off my television.”

See, when Mitch Daniels first got into office he called all Hoosiers fat and lazy.  That pretty well did it for me. So, on Fox News yesterday he just reminded me of how self-centered and arrogant he really is.

There’s a place in the whiskey that Becky should be barred from the internet.  She reached that point 2 Jack and Coke’s and 3 shot of “something minty” ago.  Just saying.

Becky still has access to the internet right now.  She was the only one not puking so she drove.  The Devil was supposed to be the designated driver.  Or so Mr. Drax said.  Becky drove Drax home so he didn’t pass out.  The Devil stayed at the bar trying to pick up a chic.  Becky is now on her blog about to publish this story.  How does this make you feel?